August 2009 Mock Draft #11
Selecting | Round #1 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
The Dirty Limericks | RB, Maurice Jones-Drew , #1 |
The Flying Hairballs | RB, Matt Forte , #2 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | RB, Adrian Peterson , #3 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | RB, Steven Jackson , #4 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | RB, Michael Turner , #5 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | RB, Chris Johnson , #6 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | RB, LaDainian Tomlinson , #7 |
Kung Fu Accountants | QB, Drew Brees , #8 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | WR, Larry Fitzgerald , #9 |
Napalm Pancakes | RB, Deangelo Williams , #10 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | WR, Randy Moss , #11 |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | RB, Frank Gore , #12 |
Selecting | Round #2 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | WR, Andre Johnson , #13 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | QB, Tom Brady , #14 |
Napalm Pancakes | RB, Brian Westbrook , #15 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | RB, Clinton Portis , #16 |
Kung Fu Accountants | WR, Calvin Johnson , #17 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | RB, Brandon Jacobs , #18 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | RB, Steve Slaton , #19 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | WR, Steve Smith , #20 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | WR, Reggie Wayne , #21 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | QB, Peyton Manning , #22 |
The Flying Hairballs | QB, Aaron Rodgers , #23 |
The Dirty Limericks | RB, Ronnie Brown , #24 |
Selecting | Round #3 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
The Dirty Limericks | WR, Greg Jennings , #25 |
The Flying Hairballs | WR, Anquan Boldin , #26 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | RB, Ryan Grant , #27 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | WR, Roddy White , #28 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | RB, Marion Barber , #29 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | QB, Philip Rivers , #30 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | RB, Kevin Smith , #31 |
Kung Fu Accountants | RB, Pierre Thomas , #32 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | WR, Terrell Owens , #33 |
Napalm Pancakes | RB, Marshawn Lynch , #34 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | RB, Darren McFadden , #35 |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | RB, Larry Johnson , #36 |
Selecting | Round #4 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | QB, Kurt Warner , #37 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | WR, Dwayne Bowe , #38 |
Napalm Pancakes | TE, Jason Witten , #39 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | RB, Thomas Jones , #40 |
Kung Fu Accountants | WR, Wes Welker , #41 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | RB, Reggie Bush , #42 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | RB, Joseph Addai , #43 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | QB, Donovan McNabb , #44 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | RB, Knowshon Moreno , #45 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | WR, Marques Colston , #46 |
The Flying Hairballs | RB, Willie Parker , #47 |
The Dirty Limericks | RB, Jonathan Stewart , #48 |
Selecting | Round #5 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
The Dirty Limericks | RB, LenDale White , #49 |
The Flying Hairballs | WR, Brandon Marshall , #50 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | RB, Ray Rice , #51 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | QB, Tony Romo , #52 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | TE, Antonio Gates , #53 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | TE, Tony Gonzalez , #54 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | QB, Matt Schaub , #55 |
Kung Fu Accountants | RB, Derrick Ward , #56 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | QB, Matt Ryan , #57 |
Napalm Pancakes | QB, Jay Cutler , #58 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | RB, Chris Wells , #59 |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | RB, Felix Jones , #60 |
Selecting | Round #6 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | TE, Dallas Clark , #61 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | RB, Cedric Benson , #62 |
Napalm Pancakes | WR, Vincent Jackson , #63 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | TE, Greg Olsen , #64 |
Kung Fu Accountants | QB, Carson Palmer , #65 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | RB, Donald Brown , #66 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | QB, Ben Roethlisberger , #67 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | RB, Jamal Lewis , #68 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | RB, Julius Jones , #69 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | WR, Eddie Royal , #70 |
The Flying Hairballs | RB, LeSean McCoy , #71 |
The Dirty Limericks | RB, Rashard Mendenhall , #72 |
Selecting | Round #7 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
The Dirty Limericks | QB, Eli Manning , #73 |
The Flying Hairballs | WR, TJ Houshmandzadeh , #74 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | RB, Laurence Maroney , #75 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | QB, Matt Cassel , #76 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | WR, Santonio Holmes , #77 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | WR, Roy Williams , #78 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | WR, Antonio Bryant , #79 |
Kung Fu Accountants | TE, Chris Cooley , #80 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | WR, Anthony Gonzalez , #81 |
Napalm Pancakes | RB, Darren Sproles , #82 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | RB, Leon Washington , #83 |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | WR, Braylon Edwards , #84 |
Selecting | Round #8 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | WR, Lee Evans , #85 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | TE, Owen Daniels , #86 |
Napalm Pancakes | RB, Tim Hightower , #87 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | RB, Earnest Graham , #88 |
Kung Fu Accountants | RB, Ahmad Bradshaw , #89 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | RB, Jerious Norwood , #90 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | RB, Chester Taylor , #91 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | WR, DeSean Jackson , #92 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | WR, Santana Moss , #93 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | TE, Kellen Winslow , #94 |
The Flying Hairballs | QB, David Garrard , #95 |
The Dirty Limericks | WR, Jerricho Cotchery , #96 |
Selecting | Round #9 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
The Dirty Limericks | WR, Bernard Berrian , #97 |
The Flying Hairballs | WR, Laveranues Coles , #98 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | WR, Hines Ward , #99 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | TE, John Carlson , #100 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | RB, Willis McGahee , #101 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | WR, Donald Driver , #102 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | RB, Shonn Greene , #103 |
Kung Fu Accountants | WR, Kevin Walter , #104 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | RB, Glen Coffee , #105 |
Napalm Pancakes | QB, Matt Hasselbeck , #106 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | WR, Donnie Avery , #107 |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | WR, Ted Ginn , #108 |
Selecting | Round #10 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | WR, Steve Breaston , #109 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | WR, Chris Chambers , #110 |
Napalm Pancakes | WR, Devin Hester , #111 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | QB, Jake Delhomme , #112 |
Kung Fu Accountants | RB, Fred Jackson , #113 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | TE, Dustin Keller , #114 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | WR, Derrick Mason , #115 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | WR, Lance Moore , #116 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | RB, Fred Taylor , #117 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | WR, Torry Holt , #118 |
The Flying Hairballs | RB, Ricky Williams , #119 |
The Dirty Limericks | WR, Kevin Curtis , #120 |
Selecting | Round #11 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
The Dirty Limericks | QB, Kyle Orton , #121 |
The Flying Hairballs | TE, Zach Miller , #122 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | QB, Joe Flacco , #123 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | WR, Justin Gage , #124 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | QB, Trent Edwards , #125 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | TE, Jeremy Shockey , #126 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | QB, Chad Pennington , #127 |
Kung Fu Accountants | WR, Percy Harvin , #128 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | TE, Vishante Shiancoe , #129 |
Napalm Pancakes | WR, Josh Morgan , #130 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | QB, Shaun Hill , #131 |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | QB, Jason Campbell , #132 |
Selecting | Round #12 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | TE, Tony Scheffler , #133 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | TE, Heath Miller , #134 |
Napalm Pancakes | TE, Bo Scaife , #135 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | WR, Patrick Crayton , #136 |
Kung Fu Accountants | TE, Kevin Boss , #137 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | WR, Domenik Hixon , #138 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | PK, Stephen Gostkowski , #139 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | TE, Brent Celek , #140 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | TE, Anthony Fasano , #141 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | TE, Vernon Davis , #142 |
The Flying Hairballs | TE, Randy McMichael , #143 |
The Dirty Limericks | TE, Todd Heap , #144 |
Selecting | Round #13 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
The Dirty Limericks | TE, Brandon Pettigrew , #145 |
The Flying Hairballs | PK, David Akers , #146 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | PK, Rob Bironas , #147 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | PK, Mason Crosby , #148 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | PK, Nate Kaeding , #149 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | DEF, Pittsburgh , #150 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | WR, Michael Crabtree , #151 |
Kung Fu Accountants | PK, Robbie Gould , #152 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | PK, Ryan Longwell , #153 |
Napalm Pancakes | PK, Garrett Hartley , #154 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | PK, Jason Elam , #155 |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | PK, John Kasay , #156 |
Selecting | Round #14 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | RB, Jamaal Charles , #157 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | DEF, New York (N) , #158 |
Napalm Pancakes | DEF, Minnesota , #159 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | DEF, San Diego , #160 |
Kung Fu Accountants | DEF, Baltimore , #161 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | TE, Daniel Graham , #162 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | DEF, Tennessee , #163 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | DEF, Philadelphia , #164 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | DEF, New York (A) , #165 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | DEF, Dallas , #166 |
The Flying Hairballs | DEF, New England , #167 |
The Dirty Limericks | PK, Adam Vinatieri , #168 |
Selecting | Round #15 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
The Dirty Limericks | PK, Neil Rackers , #169 |
The Flying Hairballs | PK, Nick Folk , #170 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | PK, Kris Brown , #171 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | PK, Jeff Reed , #172 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | PK, Jason Hanson , #173 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | RB, James Davis , #174 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | RB, Correll Buckhalter , #175 |
Kung Fu Accountants | PK, Lawrence Tynes , #176 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | PK, Shayne Graham , #177 |
Napalm Pancakes | PK, Josh Brown , #178 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | PK, Rian Lindell , #179 |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | PK, Joe Nedney , #180 |
Selecting | Round #16 |
Position, Player, Pick # | |
Amphibious Battle Pimps | DEF, Green Bay , #181 |
Bionic Donkey & Super Turtle | DEF, Miami , #182 |
Napalm Pancakes | DEF, Chicago , #183 |
Ghostradamus and Oracle Orb | DEF, Washington , #184 |
Kung Fu Accountants | DEF, Carolina , #185 |
Alpine Pickle & The Yodeling Stogies | QB, Marc Bulger , #186 |
Cantankerous Sea Hags | RB, Justin Fargas , #187 |
DJ Fluffy Snookums | DEF, Indianapolis , #188 |
Rasta Penguin and Reefer Dog | DEF, San Francisco , #189 |
Diabolical Laser Turkeys | DEF, Jacksonville , #190 |
The Flying Hairballs | DEF, Houston , #191 |
The Dirty Limericks | DEF, Seattle , #192 |