bannum=Math.round(Math.random()*47)+1
if      (bannum==1)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'I'd like to rush for 1,500 or 2,000 yards - whichever comes first'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>RB George Rogers after his rookie season in 1981 (ESPN Ultimate Football Guide)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==2)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'This business is about winning. This is a great situation'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Rich Kotite in 1996, going on to compile a 4-28 record as head coach of the NY Jets (ESPN Ultimate Football Guide)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==3)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'If the rest of Washington ran as efficiently as this football team, there would'nt be a deficit'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Jeff Bostic, Redskin center 1980-93 (ESPN Ultimate Football Guide)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==4)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'I'm all for it.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Bucs head coach John McKay in 1976, when asked about his team's execution (ESPN Ultimate Football Guide)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==5)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'Maybe they'll name a state after me.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Joe Montana in 1982 after being named Super Bowl XVI MVP (ESPN Ultimate Football Guide)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==6)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'Buddy doesn't have many rules, but one of them is don't lose to the Cowboys.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>DT Mike Golic on the Eagles-Cowboys rivalry under Buddy Ryan (ESPN Ultimate Football Guide)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==7)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'All I know about grocery shopping is when I go with my wife, I push the cart.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Pete Carroll, upon replacing Parcells as head coach in 1997 (ESPN Ultimate Football Guide)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==8)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'He's got two speeds; here-he-comes and there-he-goes'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Former DB Barry Wilburn on Cardinals former star receiver Roy Green (ESPN Ultimate Football Guide)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==9)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'I was tired. I was beat. I was whipped. I could not believe what those guys go through every week.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Vikings RB Leroy Hoard describes his experience with the pro bowling tour (ESPN Ultimate Football Guide)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==10)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'Cover the one they throw the ball to.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Former Cowboys head coach Tom Landry explaining to safety Cliff Harris how to decide between covering the full-back or half-back on a blitz (ESPN Ultimate Football Guide)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==11)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'This is training camp, it isn't Club Med'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Jaguars coach Tom Coughlin on his tough 1995 training camp (ESPN Ultimate Football Guide)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==12)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'We're not big, but we sure are slow.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Line coach Stan West, on the inaugural season Vikings (1961) (ESPN Ultimate Football Guide)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==13)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'We're going to keep coming back until we can find an AFC team we can beat.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Fran Tarkenton after losing his third Super Bowl in four seasons (1977) (ESPN Ultimate Football Guide)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==14)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'He treated us all alike. Like dogs'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Packer Hall of Fame DT Henry Jordan on Vince Lombardi(ESPN Ultimate Football Guide)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==15)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'In Pittsburgh they would boo us so loud I would get chills.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Former Oakland Raiders Linebacker Phil Villapiano (ESPN Ultimate Football Guide)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==16)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'They boo for a living in those places. We played on Christmas Eve and they even booed Santa Claus.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Former Houston Oilers coach Jerry Glanville on Cleveland and Cincinnati fans (The Book of Truly Stupid Sports Quotes, Jeff Parietti)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==17)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'In my next life, I want to come back as a kicker, or some fat lady's poodle. It's basically the same.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Former Raider defensive end Howie Long(The Book of Truly Stupid Sports Quotes, Jeff Parietti)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==18)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'What's the difference between a 3-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining..'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Saints coach Mike Ditka (The Book of Truly Stupid Sports Quotes, Jeff Parietti)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==19)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'One guy had a real low test score, so we decided to go back and check the interviews. In one of them, he said he was raised by wolves..'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Dolphins coach Jimmy Johnson on a recent NFL draft experience (More Truly Stupid Sports Quotes, Jeff Parietti)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==20)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'Marv's more likely to quote Homer, and I'm more likely to quote Homer Simpson.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Buffalo coach Wade Phillips on his predecessor Marv Levy (More Truly Stupid Sports Quotes, Jeff Parietti)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==21)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'Is LSD back?'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Bill Parcells, after a reporter asked if he thought the Meadowlands should be changed to Parcells-Land if he led the NY Jets to a Super Bowl (More Truly Stupid Sports Quotes, Jeff Parietti)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==22)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'The way things are going up there, before too long they'll be blaming me for the ball going through (Bill) Buckner's legs.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Bill Parcells on treatment by Boston Press since he left New England(More Truly Stupid Sports Quotes, Jeff Parietti)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==23)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'I've got to wear more sun block.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Arizona QB Dave Brown, asked what he learned while sitting out preseason game on sidelines (More Truly Stupid Sports Quotes, Jeff Parietti)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==24)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'They didn't call you for taunting. They called you for bad dancing.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Tampa Bay DE Brad Culpepper, after Chidi Ahanotu was penalized for taunting during sack dance over Atlanta QB Chris Chandler (More Truly Stupid Sports Quotes, Jeff Parietti)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==25)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'I don't know how y'all cover, but y'all are some ugly fellas.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Dallas receiver Micheal Irvin, assessing new members of Cowboys defensive secondary on first day of practice (More Truly Stupid Sports Quotes, Jeff Parietti)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==26)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann (The Book of Truly Stupid Sports Quotes, Jeff Parietti)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==27)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'If you don't get the job done, you'll see people disappear around here like Houdini or David Copperfield.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Wide Receiver Randall Hill on Dolphins coach Jimmy Johnson (More Truly Stupid Sports Quotes, Jeff Parietti)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==28)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'Joe Greene was on 'Wild Kingdom' once - and they shot him.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Don Rickles (2,000 Sports Quips and Quotes, Glenn Liebman)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==29)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'If your a pro coach, NFL stands for 'Not-For-Long'.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Former Head Coach Jerry Glanville (2,000 Sports Quips and Quotes, Glenn Liebman)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==30)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'We were the only team in pro football whose team picture showed both a front and side view.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Ken Stabler on the Oakland Raiders (2,000 Sports Quips and Quotes, Glenn Liebman)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==31)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'He thinks he can throw it through a car wash and not get the ball wet.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Former Colt Coach Ron Meyer talking about the rocket arm of Jeff George.</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==32)
{
var text1="<p><small><small><font face='Arial'>'The lion, when he's going after the gazelle to eat lunch, do you think he practices in the morning? No. He just goes for it, and down goes the gazelle. And that's it. Yeah, we practice tackling, but you've got to find guys who can tackle.'</font></small></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Forty Niner Coach Steve Mariucci's long-winded explanation of his team's inability to complete tackles</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==33)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Former coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all his road trips. (Glowport.com)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==34)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Former Texas football coach Darrell Royal when asked if the abnormal number of player injuries resulted from poor physical conditioning. (Glowport.com)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==35)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Duffy Daugherty, football coach and sports analyst (Sillyquotes.com)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==36)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'You guys line up alphabetically by height.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Former Florida State football coach Bill Peterson (Humorinc.com)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==37)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Former Florida State football coach Bill Peterson (Humorinc.com)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==38)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Matt Millen of the Raiders after hearing Joe Jacoby of the 'Skins say 'I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl' (Glowport.com)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==39)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'They treat you great, They've got the blue water in the toilets and everything is top-notch.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Cleveland Guard Tre Johnson on the Browns luxurious facilities. (Cheatsheets.net)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==40)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'My fat. I pulled a love handle; blew it right out'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Falcons offensive lineman Evan Pilgrim describing a preseason injury</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==41)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'I will keep that in mind. Next time it's third-and-a-mile, I won't give him the ball.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Former coach Bum Phillips on Earl Campbell, who reportedly failed to complete a one-mile run in practice</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==42)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Former Saints G.M. Jim Finks, when asked what he thought of the refs after a loss. (Jokesandhumor.com)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==43)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Former Colts coach Mike McCormack, after the team's co-captain pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss. (Glowport.com)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==44)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'I'm like Humpty Dumpty who sat on a wall. But this Humpty Dumpty has never fallen. So all the king's horses and all the king's men might as well go ahead and be Humpty fans.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Flamboyant former Redskin CB Deion Sanders, possibly the best trash talker ever. (Cheatsheets.net)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==45)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'We've got a black cat for a mascot, huh? I'm starting to wonder about it.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Carolina cornerback Eric Davis after another tough loss. (Cheatsheets.net)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==45)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Former Florida State football coach Bill Peterson (Sillyquotes.com)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==46)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'The Game's Over'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Giants coach Jim Fassel when asked what positives he could find after a lopsided loss to the Jets. (Cheatsheets.net)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==47)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'The Cheerleaders'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>QB Tommy Maddox on what he misses most about the XFL (Cheatsheets.net)</font></small></small></p>"
}
if      (bannum==48)
{
var text1="<p><small><font face='Arial'>'If it can survive Metallica, it can survive football.'</font></small></p>"
var text2="<p><small><small><font face='Arial' color='#000080'>Giants official John Mara on how well the new grass in Giant Stadium will hold up for football. (Cheatsheets.net)</font></small></small></p>"
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